Tuesday, January 27, 2009

the SF summer/winter/spring fling





just guess what this all means

Sunday, January 25, 2009

light precipitation, SKATE 2, and girl who hates me.

ok maybe that last part was a bit exaggerating, but from my lurking i can tell she is not too pleased that i don't make an attempt to keep tabs on her or some kind of contact.

hey, missy im not your get up and go getter type of guy.

im the lazy sit down on the couch and ponder what is to become of my life of a slug.

i'll never move an inch to help around the house unless i've completely exhausted my enjoyment options AND im the only one home.

i'd rather watch a video of some one doing something than actually doing it myself for example, skating.

i find playing sports is more fun than watching them, even if you have court side seats and free beer to go with my nachos or hotdog. but then again im too lazy to even organize an event like that.

im too lazy to orchestrate a day to go out unless someone invited my for my dislike of things ending in bad fashion.

i would waste 5 minutes of my life looking for the remote control instead of getting up to change the channel.

i would look all over my home for change to scrounge up enough to buy chicken sandwich a Jack's than make a sandwich at home.

basically all this says is i'd rather pay someone to do something for me than actually do something for my self unless all the materials are placed in front of me.

i probably have a big psychological problem from having someone back me up my whole life.

so if somehow candace gets to this, you'll know automatically that im the worst choice for a boyfriend or even a summer romance.

anyways this was an unfufilling week. obama inaugerated, i called gamestop everyday to check if they had skate 2.

pretty much wasnt a waste. naw who am i kidding. i've been so unproductive this month.

i gotta make a misson to change my not making profit ways by spring break,

cause i want to go to SF BABEEEEE!!!

to skate.

Sunday, January 18, 2009

"Boy, does my ass hurt from all of the guys at my construction job! "

spending quality family time with family.
mom gets really angry really quickly, when she doesnt like the choices chloe makes.

really impatient.

made masks at the getty children's discovery place.

beautiful garden, boring permanent art.

saw some popular renoir and monet paintings.

then when i got back, went out to eat with sophia and larry.

ate laughed and talked. then we decided to watch gran torino, spur of the moment.

we decided to hang around the nucleus for awhile until the movie started because we were early.

when we got to the gallery, we were baffled by the amount of people there.

there was a new exhibition on display. pretty interesting work on display for cheap!
i liked this one ultraman one, called ultrizzle.
cause there was like three silhouettes in the colors of him on newspaper.

and gran torino FUNNIEST shit ever.

for 2008, better than the usual jim carrey does.

gook, zipperhead, fishhead. soo many racist remarks that were flat out hilarious.

part of the WEAKend never dies

Saturday, January 17, 2009

Thursday, January 15, 2009

so completely broke

uhhhhhhggg.


im broke now.

after the movies and some pants.

no new deck, but two fresh pair of kicks to kick off the obama filled year.

DONT FUCK UP MANN.

were counting on you.

just like we kind of did with Schwarzenegger.

he got the popular vote because he seemed cool to have as a govenor,
but he really kinda fucked up.

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

people come and people definitely go.

a link to ingenuity

after a nice day of getting you wanted in the mail, and seeing a familiar faces you haven't seen for months. getting down and pouring your heart out feels good. better than when you hang out with people who aren't as great as you are in the same skills. even though, they're still gonna be homies, cause i tend not to rub it in, in people's faces.

so after reading this blog by a girl you can't diss on wrote, this has really got me thinking, it really is time to let go and embrace what comes at me, HARD.

just like a sexual innuendo or a hard on, people come and go.

for example, the easiest example to pick on: Joe Navarez.

by actually mentioning his name in this, i have definitely not been able to let go of that fact he's a lost cause, any effort used in trying to keep in contact is all for naught. i mean, i do occasionally, bring his name up to use in comedic effect as to the many dumb decisions he makes: i.e. he joins this movement/t-shirt company/group/crew called R.A.D. meaning something. artistic. direction. honestly is the only artistic direction made by taking E or getting baked and making some electro inspired t-shirts and stickers?

where's the motivation behind it? so he should definitely be let go of. there's swim people, i feel as if i grew apart from them, but not in a bad way. i just chose to become reckless and directionless. but they did the opposite. i'm all for having a good time, all the time (even though i don't make it seem so.) and they're education and future first (but only when they need to.)

we should keep contact and have occasional get togethers, por favor?

another falling out is with uhm... occasional friends. like those little class of 09 girls. do i want a girl who seems semi serious about their future on the surface, but an unwise and impulsive when its party time? naw naw naw. i don't need that, that'll just pull me deeper into my impatient behavior.

so to everyone i forgot, in 07 and 08, don't hate. to all those for 09-10, let the good times begin.

and basically this is how it goes,
if i dont see any interest on your part to remain in contact, (besides my own)
peace out.
if we still talking and chilling at least once in a blue moon, we still chill.

and whoever i meet, good luck on trying to get me to come out from under my rock.
i only do it when i'm bored, haven't had in-n-out, thai house boba, or seen a fresh movie i cant dow-i err mean stream in a while. (¡¡HINT, HINT!!) you ain't ever gonna see MY pale skin.



and the MASTER PLAN is, find someone who's down to let me be their roommate, cause i am honestly not going to stay at my aunt's house when my familia move to the boonies.

Saturday, January 10, 2009

a lost dog, a car left with the engine on, and ping-pong

goin to the movies with and getting to know a girl i can't diss on.
(haha sick play off her myspace REAL name.)

a lot of ish. like watching a good family movie and snuggling under a blanket.

EPIC almost done freestyle fridays cut.

another song idea, B.AL.L.s in our mouths.

Palisha damn, now i got a reason to be hittin up foot locker after school all the time.

got a pretty danm good winter break, even though table tennis already started.

Errick's 18th, i dont think its pathetic that my friends who are one grade below me are closer than the ones from the same graduating year.


almost forgot bombed hills, and roobear took a headbangin spill.


cause honestly, my friends who go to UCs or whoever are not gonna want to get together to chill more than twice a week. especially when we live more than 15 miles between each other. but its all good as long i see them once in a blue moon. like i saw sophia and kiko.

and i got to see J. Franco twice on film in less than 8 hrs.


total hot-shit in milk. stoner-ness in pinapple.


AND OH SHIT!!!! big event going down this sunday.

if you aint there is because you want to fit in with your other homies like a square in connect four.

Tuesday, December 09, 2008

College Schedule Winter/Spring 09

Table Tennis for the whole winter
Starting January 5th to February 12th
from 7:45a to 10:45a all be smacking balls with paddles.

and for spring
my schedule is Mondays and wednesdays
12p to 1.15 is Anthrpology
and 2.30p to 5p is Maff (yuckkkk)

Tuesdays and thursdays is a little more chill.
Speech from 12p to 1.30p
and english from 1.45p to 3.15p

my fridays mornings YAY movie time!!!
the history of motion pictures from 10.30a to 1.45p!

and whatever's after that, sooo im hittin the books for real this year.

and if ya missed me last season, TOO BAD!

i got my life to live, & you guys got yours.

Monday, December 08, 2008

hip hip HOORAY!!!







better shape up next time!

and i see why ald wants to be 130, so he has a chance when he fights a mexican kid who's like half a foot taller.

Sunday, November 30, 2008

SKATE


soo this massive game of skate tourney is like the biggest thing in skate history right now, bigger than the eS game of skate, we want to see PROS duke it out!

so that why theberrics is having this crazy battle.

you feel as if you're watching the games in a NBA finals and shit. except faster and more gratifying because theberrics are having this contest to go allong with it.

you fill out your own bracket of who's gonna win the Battle at the Berrics, and the 4 guys who pick every battle correctly or gets close wins a corresponding package.
currently i got 5 points out of 8, but i believe some people have close to 7 out of 8.

its ehh for my standings.

but im speculating this weird phenomena happening, who ever wins in the preliminary ROSHAMBO to see who goes first wins the that match.
so far the matches prove me right.
in the ROSHAMBOs
winners who won their game of skate are: brezinski, ellington, cao, biebel, billy marks, & donovan.

arto & clint won Rock paper scissors but lost in SKate.


and my cousin came back and now he's leaving tomorrow. didnt chill with him much but i hope he had a good week. and then in two weeks he's back. for a two or 3 week winter vacation.

he still got it as a skater, a bit sketchy tho, and he beat me.

Saturday, November 22, 2008

uh HUH uh,

same ish err day all day.

last weekend,
jonas turned 15 DANM.
THIS WEEK
my latest eye exam to get a new pair of specatcles
oh what A spectacle that would be.
and on to tomorrow the bigest thing i might have experienced my whole life,
THE PREMIERE OF MY FAVORITE AM SKATER.
and the first video for a local skate shop.
STIX RIDESHOP

edit:LATER THAT EVENING.

DOPE SHIT. mini reunion for the cool kids,
but most of them aint too COOL for me, they're just kinda stuck up their asses soo much that it makes them ignorant to suggestion, unless someone equally or more ignorant confronts them.
then they agree. Cliche three, my favorite stroking material was there, skate hoes, and much much more. and i never got my free stix DVD.

edited edit: its kinda funny how gramps here from the 1960's or earlier is now stylin thanks to everyone wearing them wayfarers (most people don't even know that what the sunglass model from ray bans is called.) but people back then didnt think they were that stylin, would you be caught dead wearing the same kind of glasses as your gramps does? COOL PEOPLE get a kick out of the attention that you get from wearing the same kind of glasses you're grampa wears now.
you know the kind that you can attach those hinge-action shades to. don't people say that eyes are windows to your soul, why would you want to frame your soul with a bygone era's style?

Sunday, November 02, 2008

timeFORchange.

time for some (bus/train/gas)CHANGE

apply at RITE-AID for photo

new grocery store and Albertsons

and lastly MTB mall area.

its november and that means holiday season.

i gotta put this on my wall.

and for every day i dont do this i should do.

50 sit ups? or more.

VOTE NO ON 2 4 7 8 lol its almost like 2468,WHO DO WE APPRECIATE? OBAMA

edit 11.4.08:
i gotta choose a career path, (according from most steady to most available, all of which are not needed in the next generation)
1. Advertising (Audio/Visual Communications for Apple?; idk who i want to work for.)
2. Movie Critic (SF/LA/SAC Weekly movie columnist)
3. Photographer (Papzo for TMZ)


edit. 11.8.08 YAY OBAMA.

Saturday, November 01, 2008

tuhHUH/& suckin on it like POPSICLE STICK.

the 24th. 
first acapella battle, first two on two, and ish. first time john, freestlyed, got reuben to come out of his freestyling shell. met Auggie & his partner in crime Matthew. matt's pretty ferocious with his flow. he's like a REAL WRC battlerhymer.

&ed up chillin with Nunez(the frenchman), ASS-evo, boy what a big ass you hAVE! and new homie to me, Deoh(nicknamed DEslow. by nunez) he's from the hood and he's done time so instantly got my respect like the way pop-tarts do. picked up asevo's cell in boyle, then got a free meal at shakeys. then chilled out and hada smoke in asevo's backyard. then crazy-random-ass-run-in, somehow ended-up at the uninvited kickback at joe's. to pick up nunez's chaparone,(diana). seeing a hammered up ditzy girl(jami) in her most purest form. weirded out by the fact a little missus(jenn&diana), recognized me even after being as messed up as the aforementioned person(s). just so awkardly confronted by eddy in a non-threatening way(said i was kinda acknowledged in joe's group). felt a weird tension from a girl i rarely, barely even knew(Natalia, love ya boobs. HONK. jk jk! you know i wouldnt do that unless i had permission.) has a sip and got the FUCK out of there cause nunez was feeling hella uneasy. cause of all the backbiting stares he felt. like WHOA.



the 31st
freestyle fridays make my day. even tho that's practically the only thing that happens that day.

im the king of freestyle fridays for a week. 
hahaha brandon all prepared with his burger king freshness.
i'd rather settle for an in out style hat or krispy kreme's cause the homies know me as Chrispy.
the girls do atleast.

and referee ALD says this thing is gonna blow up including the dancing aspect of it.
HAHAHA, yeah i could see it happening.

you want to know the details about this wonderous event?
youtube.com/schurrfreestyles

anyways chill ass friday, disappointing halloween. shouldnt expect it though. cause halloween is for kids.

Sunday, October 12, 2008

OCTOBER MOVIES!

The Wackness 4 cereal bowls
bomb ass music choice. everthing seems simpler in the past even if it's 1993 in new york.
especially since all you got to do get to where you want is to sell weed. i identified with shapiro not getting into parties and the last one he's at is where he's kind of the center of attention, inadvertently. (i dont know the correct term for "selling" weed.) dealing with parent and low money.

Charlie Bartlett 4.5 Cereal bowls with a side of ritalin
this kid's problems was not being popular(something i'll never be able to get over)
and then he become a har-mar superstar!(whatever tha means) all by analyzing kids.

Wake Up Ron Burgundy 3.5 cereal bowls with some whisky on rocks.
i'm amazed they made a movie with scrapped scenes.
BRAVO.

Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy fckn classic status
i want to see the british version, i wonder if it stands up to my american condition humor.

Forgetting Sarah Marshall a goddanm 4.8 bowls. with a picture of mila kunis flashing.

Sappy, Happy, Funny, Naked, Movie

i love the part when they show Fred Segel's Dick for like 5 seconds at a time. its hilarious that the thought of breaking up with your girlfriend when you're naked. just a stupid movie with sweet moments about getting over a girl. Alduous Snow(that one british guy

edit 11.1.08
Weird Science!!! NOSTALGIA!!! NOT!
SCHWING. Erica LeBrock!
Robert Downey (Juniors)'s girly ass eyelashes.
kinda sucks he plays antagonist like character.
but major DOPE funny clean, 80s shit. not all 80s movies are about sex.
except for...

FAST TIMES AT RIDGEMONT HIGH.
that movie was soo bad, UHHHHG!!!
retarded. seriously. and oh yeah nice TITS.


Wristcutters: A love story.
stupidly obvious title, cute movie about suicide afterlife.
weird thing was everything was as depressing as emo kids taking their lives.
the main point of the movie for me was to see shannyn sossamon. danm she sweet like honey, and fine like a 0.5 pencil.

wayne's world 1&2
SCHWING. Tia Carrere or whatever her last name is, is pretty danm fine.
im sad at walken's super small part in the movie, hardly any lines BUMMER.
it was so weird seeing everyone soo young and just to see chris farley, an acclaimed legend in SNL history, but dies just like the other superstars, speedBALLIN.

and the relevence of the movie was, i wanted to see jami's portrayal of garth, i like how she dresses in drag. but i never did today.


Being John Malkovich

weird trip asss jfjfjfjfjf Spike Jonze directed.



i think this movie review is over.

next up: NOVEMBER!!!

Saturday, October 11, 2008

FIN that ISH.

its done, deal is done
but my goal in life aint to be the number one
rapper, paper stacker, weed hasher,
all of that doesnt matter
all i want to be is recognized
for efforts, at least that i tried
not to be eyed with disgust

wasnt woken rudely by mother, but she seem to nag more since it took her three times to wake me up. went and got that life science water machine, its soo crazy it works, Ph 8.5-9 is ok to drink, and good for you, it flushes the bad stuff which is mostly acidic. soo im hopin ima get healthier soon. with more energy and shit. laughin at shit at this one mall i went to after picking up the machine in torrence. funny ass shit.

well i missed the whole freestyle thing it went sour cause i came late.
somebody hinted that it didnt go down cause i was not there right away.
im pretty sure it should not and would not go to my head
anyways this is how we chill at the MTB mall.
it wasnt all for naught, theresa spied herself a spankin cute spic. no disrepect intended just thought it sounded cool cause of the alitteration.
uhmm making fun of all the stores Roberts. checkin out shoes ROBERTS,
wearing masks that remind us of pop culture how Robert digs filipino boys.
pac sun isnt so gay anymore and neither is Hot Topic,


Quote of the Day: "Aldrich seems kinda ugly filipino boy, i bet i could make him gay."
SHIIIIIIT. funnay ass shit everr period

a lot of other things that made me laugh.

thanks sophia for that link to the WACKNESS.

http://movielab.tv/the-wackness,1415.html

i might say this is a bit big-headed, but sophia told me that the main character reminded her of me. maybe the whole lazy, unlaid, possibly fucked up parentals, and uhmmm not sure in life ish.

cause i dont go to parties, dont roll blunts with my shrink who i trade weed for analzation, and i dont got a fine honeydip im tryina make a beeline to.

OH YEAH, when i rule the world, invisible children, tagalog & Robert.

uhm i think we'll bury this gay past behind us, besideds talking gay. i dont think i'll ever get to snuggle with him ever again. ;{ NO HOMO.

Saturday, October 04, 2008

Freestyle fridays

"i noticed you been wearing blue collar shirts,
teh way you do your rhymes,
they hardly even work."

gotta find more interesing things to say about his acne, shortness, BIG EYES, the reason i can see

i said something like that but its been said out of context

been dubbed by Peanut: Punch.(short for my short punchlines)

yeah i felt good just being with people i know.

freestylin. sorry errick for taking the heat. like i like to call her Thizz FACE Theresa, Cocky Brandon, ALFred, the BLAZED Tiger Woods, the filipino tomas, Peanut, Anthony, 3TOO3!, Rhys, R00bear & ERRick .

and good job RooBear, we need to finish american girl.

there was a stupid small crowd of girls. they were giggling the whole time,
i could finally say i was in a bigger crowd of people. & a lot were not my friends.

i really do love seeing familiar faces.
than many strangers faces.
and this comes to mind the moral behind the movie, The Mask.
saying whether you should wear a mask to impress someone, fit in, to get what you want.
but is it really all that good when your mask starts to become your face?

i totally lost attraction for Jami. nothing, didnt even want to say anything more to lure her.
yeah, well what ive learned is if a girl is not willing to be even a friend first, they're not even worth being attracted to. my heart isnt shattered, i've just lost interest

or maybe i was just to busy to talk to her.

OH YEAH. i made a new song, i was really in the moood. thanks buddy.

Friday, September 26, 2008

its been about

4 weeks since i've been college, i cereally fucked up with my scheduling. especially since i don't make good use of my time.
two classes, yup the best i could do considering i thought i could get a job.

jeez, man im lazy. gotta do something about it.

nothing major has happened in the past two weeks, seen a fire, googling the girlies in my class, and next up:
MY MOMMAS GONNA BE AMERICAN CITIZEN. not the best thing to do in these times.
and man we gonna head towards a depression considering theres a shit load of people who are just as lazy as me.

i wish there was a thing i could sign up for and they could give me the job on the spot. no fuckin interview. cause that's just stoopid. less intelligent people can get a job.


edit. 9/26/08 2:53 AM
AMURRRICKA FUCK YEAH1!!!

photo trip!!! maybe i shoulda rented a camera this week, if only i wasnt so goddanm lazy.

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

BLACKout


backOUT, the black out was SCRRRRY. shit

gotta stop playing spore.


this ish is ADDicting.

Sunday, September 07, 2008

sushi full

you know you're full when your wallet it empty.
-Larrold.

like i said before, its the small things in life that make them great.

just like the toy in your cereal box, finding a really cool spot, singing karaoke, beating larry's &sophia's ass in BRAWL, and much much more.

uhhhhhhgggggg OTRHO, ON MONDAY.

im gonna get even skinnier than a poor college kid.