Showing posts with label girls. Show all posts
Showing posts with label girls. Show all posts

Saturday, November 01, 2008

tuhHUH/& suckin on it like POPSICLE STICK.

the 24th. 
first acapella battle, first two on two, and ish. first time john, freestlyed, got reuben to come out of his freestyling shell. met Auggie & his partner in crime Matthew. matt's pretty ferocious with his flow. he's like a REAL WRC battlerhymer.

&ed up chillin with Nunez(the frenchman), ASS-evo, boy what a big ass you hAVE! and new homie to me, Deoh(nicknamed DEslow. by nunez) he's from the hood and he's done time so instantly got my respect like the way pop-tarts do. picked up asevo's cell in boyle, then got a free meal at shakeys. then chilled out and hada smoke in asevo's backyard. then crazy-random-ass-run-in, somehow ended-up at the uninvited kickback at joe's. to pick up nunez's chaparone,(diana). seeing a hammered up ditzy girl(jami) in her most purest form. weirded out by the fact a little missus(jenn&diana), recognized me even after being as messed up as the aforementioned person(s). just so awkardly confronted by eddy in a non-threatening way(said i was kinda acknowledged in joe's group). felt a weird tension from a girl i rarely, barely even knew(Natalia, love ya boobs. HONK. jk jk! you know i wouldnt do that unless i had permission.) has a sip and got the FUCK out of there cause nunez was feeling hella uneasy. cause of all the backbiting stares he felt. like WHOA.



the 31st
freestyle fridays make my day. even tho that's practically the only thing that happens that day.

im the king of freestyle fridays for a week. 
hahaha brandon all prepared with his burger king freshness.
i'd rather settle for an in out style hat or krispy kreme's cause the homies know me as Chrispy.
the girls do atleast.

and referee ALD says this thing is gonna blow up including the dancing aspect of it.
HAHAHA, yeah i could see it happening.

you want to know the details about this wonderous event?
youtube.com/schurrfreestyles

anyways chill ass friday, disappointing halloween. shouldnt expect it though. cause halloween is for kids.

Sunday, October 12, 2008

OCTOBER MOVIES!

The Wackness 4 cereal bowls
bomb ass music choice. everthing seems simpler in the past even if it's 1993 in new york.
especially since all you got to do get to where you want is to sell weed. i identified with shapiro not getting into parties and the last one he's at is where he's kind of the center of attention, inadvertently. (i dont know the correct term for "selling" weed.) dealing with parent and low money.

Charlie Bartlett 4.5 Cereal bowls with a side of ritalin
this kid's problems was not being popular(something i'll never be able to get over)
and then he become a har-mar superstar!(whatever tha means) all by analyzing kids.

Wake Up Ron Burgundy 3.5 cereal bowls with some whisky on rocks.
i'm amazed they made a movie with scrapped scenes.
BRAVO.

Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy fckn classic status
i want to see the british version, i wonder if it stands up to my american condition humor.

Forgetting Sarah Marshall a goddanm 4.8 bowls. with a picture of mila kunis flashing.

Sappy, Happy, Funny, Naked, Movie

i love the part when they show Fred Segel's Dick for like 5 seconds at a time. its hilarious that the thought of breaking up with your girlfriend when you're naked. just a stupid movie with sweet moments about getting over a girl. Alduous Snow(that one british guy

edit 11.1.08
Weird Science!!! NOSTALGIA!!! NOT!
SCHWING. Erica LeBrock!
Robert Downey (Juniors)'s girly ass eyelashes.
kinda sucks he plays antagonist like character.
but major DOPE funny clean, 80s shit. not all 80s movies are about sex.
except for...

FAST TIMES AT RIDGEMONT HIGH.
that movie was soo bad, UHHHHG!!!
retarded. seriously. and oh yeah nice TITS.


Wristcutters: A love story.
stupidly obvious title, cute movie about suicide afterlife.
weird thing was everything was as depressing as emo kids taking their lives.
the main point of the movie for me was to see shannyn sossamon. danm she sweet like honey, and fine like a 0.5 pencil.

wayne's world 1&2
SCHWING. Tia Carrere or whatever her last name is, is pretty danm fine.
im sad at walken's super small part in the movie, hardly any lines BUMMER.
it was so weird seeing everyone soo young and just to see chris farley, an acclaimed legend in SNL history, but dies just like the other superstars, speedBALLIN.

and the relevence of the movie was, i wanted to see jami's portrayal of garth, i like how she dresses in drag. but i never did today.


Being John Malkovich

weird trip asss jfjfjfjfjf Spike Jonze directed.



i think this movie review is over.

next up: NOVEMBER!!!