Sunday, October 12, 2008

OCTOBER MOVIES!

The Wackness 4 cereal bowls
bomb ass music choice. everthing seems simpler in the past even if it's 1993 in new york.
especially since all you got to do get to where you want is to sell weed. i identified with shapiro not getting into parties and the last one he's at is where he's kind of the center of attention, inadvertently. (i dont know the correct term for "selling" weed.) dealing with parent and low money.

Charlie Bartlett 4.5 Cereal bowls with a side of ritalin
this kid's problems was not being popular(something i'll never be able to get over)
and then he become a har-mar superstar!(whatever tha means) all by analyzing kids.

Wake Up Ron Burgundy 3.5 cereal bowls with some whisky on rocks.
i'm amazed they made a movie with scrapped scenes.
BRAVO.

Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy fckn classic status
i want to see the british version, i wonder if it stands up to my american condition humor.

Forgetting Sarah Marshall a goddanm 4.8 bowls. with a picture of mila kunis flashing.

Sappy, Happy, Funny, Naked, Movie

i love the part when they show Fred Segel's Dick for like 5 seconds at a time. its hilarious that the thought of breaking up with your girlfriend when you're naked. just a stupid movie with sweet moments about getting over a girl. Alduous Snow(that one british guy

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Weird Science!!! NOSTALGIA!!! NOT!
SCHWING. Erica LeBrock!
Robert Downey (Juniors)'s girly ass eyelashes.
kinda sucks he plays antagonist like character.
but major DOPE funny clean, 80s shit. not all 80s movies are about sex.
except for...

FAST TIMES AT RIDGEMONT HIGH.
that movie was soo bad, UHHHHG!!!
retarded. seriously. and oh yeah nice TITS.


Wristcutters: A love story.
stupidly obvious title, cute movie about suicide afterlife.
weird thing was everything was as depressing as emo kids taking their lives.
the main point of the movie for me was to see shannyn sossamon. danm she sweet like honey, and fine like a 0.5 pencil.

wayne's world 1&2
SCHWING. Tia Carrere or whatever her last name is, is pretty danm fine.
im sad at walken's super small part in the movie, hardly any lines BUMMER.
it was so weird seeing everyone soo young and just to see chris farley, an acclaimed legend in SNL history, but dies just like the other superstars, speedBALLIN.

and the relevence of the movie was, i wanted to see jami's portrayal of garth, i like how she dresses in drag. but i never did today.


Being John Malkovich

weird trip asss jfjfjfjfjf Spike Jonze directed.



i think this movie review is over.

next up: NOVEMBER!!!

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